Okay first of all it's Teenage Mutant Ninja TURTLES not Tortoises; seriously they're like mini-Hulks.
Second, what the heck is the deal with their noses??? They're Shrek minus the ears.
There are a few positive notes, the Shredder armor looks pretty awesome, William Fichtner as Shredder though, good actor but not who'd we have chosen for the role. Megan Fox ultimately not the worst choice to play April O'Neil. And, yep that's pretty much it for the positives.
We will also be pretty disappointed if Dr. Baxter Stockman is ruined like he was in the Nickelodeon cartoon where instead of becoming a giant fly creature he becomes some idiot in a stupid looking machine.
Lastly, how does Michael Bay keep getting work?!?
So Long Childhood, May You Rest In Peace